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Friday, February 22, 2013
not what you think lol
A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of three patients.
'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, mate, and the second one?' Asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts:
HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, What did you do?' asks the doctor.
'I put drops in her eyes!!
You thought I was sending a dirty joke!
Its a shame when you post or send something people always think of Dirty stuff :(